Showing posts with label junk mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label junk mail. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

catalogos

combining my love for receiving mail and daft visuals, i sent away for about thirty mail order catalogs. quinceanera dresses, film memorabilia, furniture for XL living (yes), assorted kitsch, dance costumes, bridal favors. and though i placed my requests almost two weeks ago, i haven't received a single copy but now have an insane amount of spam in my email account.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

francois-xavier

here is the p/o for the van renting in paris that has been used for the costumes. as i told you, my colleague francois-xavier paid for it with his own money. can i proceed to his reimbursement through the french check book? thanks for letting me know soon.

you may wonder:
paris? van of costumes? francois-xavier?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

dear heart of mine

i've been getting a lot of spam in my office-email inbox lately. and really romantical spam, at that. here is a poem i've composed from their subject lines.

hi darling,
i know it when
you light up my heart,
beyond the stars.
irreplaceable.
i love you, sani
all you,
i love you.
the only one for me, owner of my heart.

voila.

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